Nam ash thraz u Kan Nam ash gash u Tharizdun Nam ash gash u kan huzchorgâz Nam ash hazhut u mut thûl u huz Nam ash gash u mut zwatûkbran Krish Nam ashal mazâg vra zims u zwatûk Dazh Am Galdruks!
I am the trickster of Chaos I am Lord of Tharizdum I am lord of Chaos memes I am the eye of the multiverse of the mind I am the lord of many lawless paradises I will kill the gods of the law Hail Galdrux!
Nam ash tharâsh u galdruks Nam tho vû galdruks Nam rab galdruks Nam ash galdruks!
I am an avatar of Galdrux I speak for Galdrux I do the bidding of Galdrux I am Galdrux!